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Ricardo Guzman Jr's avatar

This is the first post of yours I've seen. Brilliant. Sign me up for the worthless trash 🗑

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Archer Parquette's avatar

Thank you!

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Ricardo Alberto's avatar

This was pretty funny, Archer! 😆 Happy New Year, bro! 🥳 Keep them weird dreams coming. And where did that possum come from, btw? 🤣

Also, check out this essay, I know you’re going to dig it: https://open.substack.com/pub/littleengines/p/new-stroke?r=4glcvo&utm_medium=ios

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Floyd Nease's avatar

Thanks. I’m a new subscriber. You made me smile on this eve of a year that promises.

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Archer Parquette's avatar

Thank you!

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Arturo Parker's avatar

I enjoyed your worthless trash

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Archer Parquette's avatar

Thank you!

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Gigi Tierney's avatar

HECK YES WHY AM I SHOUTING

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Tim Dawkins's avatar

As someone else who has also continued to exist on Substack 2+ years in, congratulations and keep it up! Glad I found you.

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Henny Hiemenz's avatar

This legit reads like a Monty Python sketch…that’s high praise in my book!

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Archer Parquette's avatar

Thank you!

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Sneaky Sara 🐝's avatar

Woohoo... I was feelin so tiny 🤏 today so i watched Merida and got to see your worthy trash right away. I've decided now.... not quitting today. MORE WORTHLESS TRASH 📢

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Archer Parquette's avatar

Thank you!

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👟Mike Schuster👟's avatar

Stereotypical Greek god calling someone in a dream to write an internet newsletter...

All jokes aside this post was hilarious.

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Vixen's avatar

Subscribed!

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Veronica Holsinger's avatar

Wow ! Love your opening Line

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nell's avatar

This is the funniest article I've read in a LONG time. Thank you for making me laugh.

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Archer Parquette's avatar

Thank you!

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